Adventures in Online Dating - The Buff Guy

Buff guy: Hey your cute. My number is xxx.xxx.xxxx. I'm not weird but I'm just tired of playing games.

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Buff guy: I'm heading to the gym to pump some iron.

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Buff guy: You should log in to facebook and re-delete your account.

Me: What?

Buff guy: You said you deleted your facebook.

Me: So you want me to open a new account and delete it again?

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Buff guy: You look cute on _____.com but most girls are different on facebook... It makes me nervous.

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Dear Buff guy,

I think you are shallow.

Thanks,

evenifiwassuperhotiwouldn'ttellyou - Brynn