But I saw Elvis!?!

So I was researching copyrights when I happened upon this beauty on the Frequently Asked Questions (government website btw)...



Don't believe me...here's the website... http://www.copyright.gov/help/faq/faq-protect.html

I don't know what's more disturbing...that this is a frequently asked question or that you can't protect your sighting of Elvis... BUT I SAW HIM!!!